We decided to make the April real estate horoscope special. On April Fools' Day, we will do without jokes and pins, but we will remember talented comedians and humorists who make our lives a little more fun with their apt phrases and unforgettable roles. To the members of the editorial staff of THE. Capital was lucky to be born in the same month as Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy. And which famous prankster is celebrating his birthday at the same time as you?
| Aries |
"You are only limited by the walls you build around yourself." (c) Eddie Murphy The star comedian does not back down from his words, neither in everyday life, nor in work, nor in arranging the house. 10 bedrooms and 17 bathrooms really prove that there are no limits to its comfort. It is unlikely that you will need a similar number of premises, but, be that as it may, y Kyiv region we will find you a house that even Murphy would envy 🌟 |
| Taurus |
"We know how to survive, but we don't know how to live." (c) George Carlin For many, this expression is true. But maybe it will be enough to survive in a rented apartment, if you can finally live to your own satisfaction in a purchased one? Let it be secondary housing, let it be small, but it will be yours! 🗝️ |
| The twins |
"Do you like it, baby?" (c) Mike Myers in the movie "Austin Powers" I would! And who wouldn't like to live in a penthouse? Penthouses? It's like a whole house, only with a view not of the neighboring fence, but of the entire metropolis. Designer furniture, restrooms, jacuzzis and even saunas will become part of your everyday life. The famous mojo of Austin Powers would flare up with new power if he were the owner of such apartments 🕺 |
| Cancer |
"24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Any work is on our shoulders, any price is in your pocket. " (c) the movie "Ghostbusters" with the participation of Dan Aykroyd Our real estate experts are familiar with this motto of inveterate workaholics. We are ready to help you at any time of the day or night, for any budget and request. Let's start with rent an apartment or shall we proceed to operations "for adults"? 💼 |
| a lion |
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” (C) Steve Martin In your new home, you will do everything right: look at designer masterpieces in the interior, listen to the singing of early birds and enjoy premium real estate. Let Steve Martin forgive us, but under such conditions you will really want to dance from the beauty of the architecture 💃 |
| Virgo |
"Our house is simply huge. The pool is the size of a lake, and the grand staircase is the size of a ski slope. You can easily get lost there. But my wife said: "I want!", and I bought this monster." (c) Adam Sandler |
While the actor walks away from his beloved and buys the family nest egg for $4,1 million, you can follow his example, but do it more economically for the family budget.
For luxury the house you don't have to go to Malibu or Los Angeles. It is enough to take a close look at your native Kyiv 🔍
